Of discussing sex lives, and of nicknames

Ah, that got your attention, didn’t it?

The partner and I were listening to the radio, as usual, on our way back home last evening. There was some mention of how people are more likely to open up about their sex lives than they are about their salaries. And the partner was prompt to note it and said –

Nobody ever discusses their sex life with me.

I couldn’t be quiet, so I jumped in quickly and added –

Yeah I know. No one ever discusses it with me either.

I was expecting a what-are-we-missing discussion to follow, only to be shocked. The partner, without missing a beat, came back with –

Well, no one would discuss their sex life with you. You are creepy.

I was shocked, did I mention? I took a couple of seconds and reacted with a high pitched –

WHAT?!?!?? Why would you say something like that? Why do you think I am creepy?

A few tell-me-tell-me-tell-me-NOWs and a few pointing-at-strangers-to-note-their-level-of-creepiness later, this is what he had to say –

I wanted to use the word ‘creepy’ in a sentence  today. Nothing came up all day long where I could put it to use appropriately. So, when you presented me with this chance, how could I resist?

Hmmm… how does one react to that?

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The partner has a habit of coming up with new nicknames for me every few days. He’ll call me by that for a while and move on to another as soon as he makes something up. The recent addition to the never ending list is Punchco. Do not ask me what it means. I don’t know and I am pretty sure he doesn’t either. It’s just something random, as it is more times than not. When he called me by that word name last week, I asked him why he keeps giving me so many names, why he can’t stick to one or maybe only a few? His response, you ask? Here, this is what he said –

I am preparing myself for the future. What if years down the line I am diagnosed with some memory related disease and I forget your name? I am just making sure that I give you a many names starting now that when it comes down to the time when I lose my memory, I can just shout out any random word and you’ll assume I’m calling / talking to you, or maybe that I am giving you a new name, as usual. It’s all for your good.

Well played, love, well played.

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  1. #1 by Matt on August 21, 2012 - 5:54 pm

    Haha! LOL 😀 😀

    😀

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    • #2 by Matt on August 21, 2012 - 6:09 pm

      FINALLY! In the words of Chandler Bing, “Stick a fork in me, I’m done.” ! 😀 😀

      I have read and commented on all your posts for the past two years and I have reclaimed my FIRST position on this blog. What more?

      You are a really lovely writer who deserves to be called “Punchco”. 😛 😛

      Wishing you and the partner all the best damn wishes in the world. You really deserve each other. And he is blessed to have you in his life and you are lucky to be with such a sweet guy.

      Congrats and So long! 😀 😀

      OMG, Matt…thank you very much, for taking the time to comment on all posts from past couple of years, for all the wishes and for all the kind words. now I hope you don’t go on a long break again 🙂 welcome back

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    • #4 by BlueMist on August 22, 2012 - 12:54 am

      Look who is here and all smiles ! Can we say ‘Welcome back’ before you goes back on hiatus ? 😉

      i hope he stays this time around 🙂

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  2. #5 by celestialrays on August 21, 2012 - 6:57 pm

    The most recent name I have given AB is Bubbles 😀 And mine happens to be Goku. This must be the 65357975333684th name 😛

    There, you are not creepy, I shared with you something err not of my sex life but my romance life 😉

    thank you, CR 😀

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  3. #6 by Jas on August 21, 2012 - 11:30 pm

    ROFL 🙂

    😀

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  4. #7 by BlueMist on August 22, 2012 - 12:54 am

    Smart chap pass the compliment please 🙂

    err, ok 😀

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  5. #8 by Ashwathy on August 22, 2012 - 1:46 am

    Hehehe 😀
    Atleast you cannot complain that you do not have enough humour in your life!! :mrgreen:

    yupe, true. no shortage of humor in my life, that’s for sure. 🙂

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  6. #9 by The Girl Next Door on August 22, 2012 - 2:20 am

    LOL

    I would same story at our place, too, again! 😀 The OH loves giving me new names every once in a while. The latest is Taaku, I don’t know why!

    The OH gives me such strange replies, too, and asks me such strange questions that I am left blinking. 🙂

    lol…Taaku is nice 😀

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  7. #10 by Visha on August 22, 2012 - 2:33 am

    Seriously well played 😀

    I come up with new names every now and then to simply annoy Zack :mrgreen:

    haha 😀

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  8. #11 by Bikramjit Singh Mann on August 22, 2012 - 6:07 am

    he he he , right you open your mouth and have a HEARTY laugh.. thats how you deal with it 🙂

    😀 😀 😀

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  9. #12 by Kragsr on August 22, 2012 - 7:01 am

    lols …… btw ….. aren’t you creepy ?

    😮 am i now?

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  10. #13 by ~Gunjan on August 22, 2012 - 9:40 am

    Now THAT’s creepy tell him 😀 😛

    it is, isn’t it? 😛

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  11. #14 by Swaram on August 22, 2012 - 11:53 am

    Hahaha! What a classic response 😉

    I hear u on the weird names thingy 😉 😛

    😀

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  12. #15 by Psych Babbler on August 22, 2012 - 3:56 pm

    Lol at the nicknames…smart move I say! 😀

    And had to laugh at the reason for saying creepy. Did anyone say random???

    😀

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  13. #16 by Pepper on August 23, 2012 - 12:15 am

    I absolutely love the way he thinks and responds. Please tell him he has a new fan 😀

    😀 ok 😀

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  14. #17 by Achu on August 23, 2012 - 2:59 am

    awww.. how cute is that! 🙂

    😀

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  15. #18 by Anonymous on August 24, 2012 - 12:21 am

    awww.. thats so sweet of him 🙂
    PK also calls me by different names sometimes sweet names and sometimes even names of insects & animals like duck, parrot and what not 😦
    Now it has happened that if he calls me by my real name in front of others I feel so awkward as if some stranger is calling my name hehehehe

    haha 🙂

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  16. #19 by My Era on August 25, 2012 - 2:10 pm

    Superb spot on replies 🙂

    😀

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  17. #20 by Avada Kedavra on September 13, 2012 - 7:11 pm

    Hahaha.. his responses are funny

    😀

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