Amma Tales

The partner comes home after working out really hard at the gym. Who knows what he did, he reveals to me that there’s incessant pain in both hands/elbows. And with all that soreness he is unable to move his arms as usual. Every time he tries to the ache shoots up. Amma watches his expressions intently all evening long. After a lot of observing, she turns to the sister and wonders, out loud, what has happened to him. My sister wears a puzzled look and tells Amma to ask him if he bench pressed too much.

“Bench what” says Amma.

I turn to the partner and tell him that Amma has a question for him.

“What is it, Ma?” he asks her.

She glances around and inquires, hesitantly,

“Is something wrong with your ankle?”

And all of us take a minute to process her concerned words and then roll on the floor laughing.
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Amma is using the tablet to watch some videos. The charge on the device is falling fast. She turns to me and voices her point,

“This is plugged in. I did it in the morning; still, it doesn’t seem like it is charging. In fact, the charge is being drained. It started off few hours ago with more than 40%, now it’s only 25%.”

“Is it really plugged in, Mother? Check the wall socket.”

“It is! I checked and double checked everything.”

I walk over to inspect – I find that the charger is plugged in to the wall and it seems like it is connected to the tablet too. I wiggle the charger out of the wall socket. Did it help? No. I plug it in to a different socket. Did that help? No. I take the tablet in my hand and notice that the other end of the charger is not pushed into the port but between the tablet and its cover. It just looks like it’s plugged in when seen from far, when in reality it’s only jammed in somewhere, which nowhere near the actual port. I show it to Amma and her reaction is priceless.

“I thought I did it right, she says, it’s my eyes you know, getting worse by the day,” she concludes.

Sigh.
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The partner, Amma and I settle in the living room once we finish dinner and do some cleaning. After a while, the partner gets up to go to the kitchen. As he walks away, Amma turns to me and whispers her trepidation

“Ask him not to touch the pan on the stove. It’ll still be extremely hot.”

“Mummy, why would he go there and touch the pan on the stove for no reason?” I ask.

“Well, I don’t know. What if he gets overly curious? You never know…better warn him than let him get hurt, right?”

To date, just the thought this incident brings loads of laughter…I fail to understand why she thought, at that moment, that the partner’s curiosity is such that he will walk into the kitchen to put his hand on a hot pan.

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  1. #1 by Swaram on November 22, 2013 - 7:59 am

    Haha 🙂 The curiosity bit is the best 🙂

    Such fun having all loved ones around 🙂

    lol yeah. i love the curiosity one too!

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  2. #2 by Tharani on November 22, 2013 - 12:18 pm

    LOL. It was fun reading this post 🙂

    🙂

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  3. #3 by Ashwathy on November 22, 2013 - 1:33 pm

    LOL, so cute 😀

    🙂

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  4. #4 by Pepper on November 26, 2013 - 4:16 am

    Lol! Last one was my favourite.

    mine too 😀

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  5. #5 by Little Fingers on December 4, 2013 - 11:40 am

    Ha ha I am laughing loud here. Amma is so cute 🙂

    😀

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  6. #6 by Carpediem (@CShoba) on December 4, 2013 - 10:06 pm

    LOL i was able to picture the whole thing,How aunty would have reacted .Miss her 🙂

    and i’m sure she misses you too. come visit. she keeps talking about you all the time

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  7. #7 by Comfy on December 6, 2013 - 7:19 pm

    Moms and their interactions with their Son-in-Laws are always way too cute. I can actually imagine her whispering to you 😀

    🙂

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